BMW Enthusiasts v. BMW Owners 

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 07/24/2015 at 17:46 • Filed to: None

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ugh, just look at this entitled douche in his BMW “I’ma park wherever”

#TooManyMinuteMSPaintChop

For Sweden > MonkeePuzzle 07/24/2015 at 17:50

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good job brt

Mbdurham > For Sweden 07/24/2015 at 17:56

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On another note I’m a BMW driver and never ever park that way just as far over and/or away as possible and this is the crap I deal with...yes I was parked first

TheOnelectronic > MonkeePuzzle 07/24/2015 at 18:03

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Look at that guy, Mr. “Oh look at me I own 2002 BMW’s because I’m so rich”

He even numbered them! and of course he only ever drives the newest addition. Makes me sick.

(This has been “trying too hard for a joke.” Tune in next week for forced puns and overly complex historical references.)

For Sweden > Mbdurham 07/24/2015 at 18:04

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Bad parking is motivated by Dodge Law

RallyWrench > MonkeePuzzle 07/24/2015 at 18:05

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Well played sir. Those us 2002 enthusiasts are a bunch of assholes.

PowderHound > For Sweden 07/24/2015 at 18:06

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That's quite possibly an amazing pornstar name.

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > For Sweden 07/24/2015 at 18:29

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Get out of my face, Richard Rawlings

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > TheOnelectronic 07/24/2015 at 22:12

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:,(

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > MonkeePuzzle 07/24/2015 at 22:12

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I fucking love you for this, just sayin’

MonkeePuzzle > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 07/24/2015 at 22:23

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well love is a good result! I was hoping for a light chuckle at best :D

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > MonkeePuzzle 07/24/2015 at 22:40

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A chuckle, ahahahahahahahhahahahha

TheOnelectronic > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 07/24/2015 at 22:46

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(no actual offense meant. It was just a terrible attempt at a joke.)

911e46z06 > Mbdurham 07/25/2015 at 01:48

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This happened to me awhile back. There were several dozen open spots closer to the elevator.

Speed > For Sweden 07/25/2015 at 09:53

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I think it’s a bank thing. The asshats that frequent my local bank ALWAYS park right up next to the curb in the firelane when the parking spots are maybe 30ft from the door.

RazoE > Mbdurham 07/28/2015 at 14:39

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how else is he supposed to.....get out of Dodge?

Lord, I apologize for that. Down there with the starving pixies in New Guinea, amen.